Just Fix It


Here are a few simple fix-it’s in list form to help you to get through your day:

1. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.
Presto — The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments about the toilet seat — Use the sink

4. For high blood pressure sufferers — Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life — WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the Duct Tape.

8. Remember — Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

9. If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.

10. Crayons are just like M&Ms — They taste the same no matter what color they are.

… and finally

Daily Thought:

Some people are like slinkies — Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Be sure to stay tuned in for more fix-it tips and tricks.

Thanks for the read.

Happy Trails


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