Top 10 Rancher’s famous last words

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10 – Leave the gate open — the cows won’t bother you.

9 – That horse doesn’t have an ounce of buck left in him.

8 – Don’t weaken and that old cow will turn back.

7 – This market still has some life in it — believe I’ll hold off on selling for a few more days.

6 – Been driving through this wet spot for 20 years and haven’t been stuck once.

5 – There’s no way in creation that bull can go over that fence.

4 – No rain in the forecast so just leave the pickup out in the field.

3 – You can run a good 200 miles after the fuel gauge says empty.

2 – Just stand your ground and that dog won’t bite.

1 – Now watch — if you get right up close behind a calf you won’t get … ^#$%!

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