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The adventure of a Russian Jewish man

Russian Jewish man

A Russian Jewish man had been allowed to emigrate to Israel.

At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked him, “What is this?”

The man replied, “What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked, Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our hero days.”

The Russian customs officer was a bit shamed and let him go without further inspection.

At Tel Aviv airport, the customs officer also asks our friend, “What is this?”

He replies, “What is this? Wrong question Sir. You should be asking ‘Who is this?’ This is Lenin, a bastard that made me, as a Jew leave Russia. I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day.”

The Israeli customs officer said, “I apologize Sir, you can go on.”

In Israel, when he arrives at his new house, he puts the statue on a table.

To celebrate his immigration, he invites his friends and relatives to dinner.

One of his friends asks him, “Who is this?”

The Russian Jewish man replies, “My dear friend, ‘Who is this’ is a wrong question. You should have asked, “What is this? This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without customs and tax.”

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Imtiaz Mahmood, Leicester, England




 

The Endearing Talent of Kurt Ard

The Endearing Talent of Kurt Ard

“As the Summer Wore On …” by Kurt Ard (1958)

As the Summer Wore On
“As the Summer Wore On …” by Kurt Ard (1958)

The full caption reads: “As the summer wore on, she became accustomed to all their whimsical pretend games and learned to take part in them.”

The illustration features an older woman shooting a water gun into a little boy’s face as two other little boys lay in the grass beside them.

Much like Norman Rockwell, Kurt Ard was inspired by everyday life and he often used his wife and children as models, striving to portray figures and their surroundings as accurately as possible.

Ard’s strong attention to detail creates a visual delight on canvas and enhances the relatability of his narratives.

These charming scenes of childhood and witty commentaries on relationships and daily life are representative of Ard’s endearing humor that defines his signature style.

Kurt Ard was born in 1925Kurt Ard was born in 1925 in Copenhagen and is a Danish illustrator, painter and graphic artist.

He became internationally known for a large number of cover pictures for journals from the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s, including the Scandinavian magazines Allers and Familie Journalen as well as for German listening.

Kurt Ard followed his emigrated family to California in 1950, and then began his career in New York with various smaller magazines.

Ard worked in the same realistic painting tradition as his model, the American illustrator Norman Rockwell (1894–1978).

In 1953, he returned to his homeland, Denmark, and four years later he achieved his breakthrough with title illustrations for listening to others.

He had a simpler style than Rockwell, but he also gained great recognition from his audience for his craftsmanship and his often folk and humorous title illustrations.

Notes:

You can view and/or purchase the works of Kurt Ard: https://www.art.com/gallery/id–a273218/kurt-ard-posters.htm




 

The story of Montezuma Castle

Montezuma Castle

We’ll start off by saying that neither part of the name Montezuma Castle is actually correct.

When European-Americans first saw the ruins in the 1860s, by then long-abandoned, they named it for the famous Aztec emperor Montezuma in the mistaken belief that he had been connected to its construction.

Sinagua actually had plenty of waterHaving no connections to the Aztecs, Montezuma Castle was given that name due to the fact that the public had this image of the Aztecs creating any archaeological site.

In fact, the dwelling was abandoned more than 40 years before Montezuma was born, and was not a “castle” in the traditional sense, but instead functioned more like a “high rise apartment complex.”

It was built by the Sinagua, a group of people who lived in the dwellings at Montezuma Castle and Tuzigoot in the Verde Valley, AZ.

Although people were living in the area much earlier, the Sinagua began building permanent living structures – the dwellings you see at the monument – around 1050 AD.

The name “Sinagua” comes from the Spanish “sin agua,” meaning “without water.” Despite the name, the Sinagua actually had plenty of water.

The group was named by Harold S. Colton in 1939, after the San Francisco Peaks, where Colton first identified the culture. (The peaks were called “sierra sin agua” by early Spanish explorers because they lacked rivers and streams.)

Sinagua carvingsArcheologists divide the Sinagua into two groups: The Northern Sinagua, who lived in the modern-day Flagstaff area, and the Southern Sinagua, who lived in the modern-day Verde Valley. They share much in common, but there are a few cultural differences.

Montezuma Castle and Tuzigoot National Monument protect Southern Sinagua dwellings. You can find Northern Sinagua dwellings at Wupatki and Walnut Canyon.

The Sinagua were living in the Verde Valley as early as 650 AD, or maybe even earlier. The earliest houses they built were called pithouses, made by digging partially into the ground, inserting log posts, and covering the structure with plant material. The remains of one pithouse can be seen at Montezuma Well.

Beginning around 1050 AD, the Sinagua began building pueblos and cliff dwellings. They built homes in naturally occurring caves in the cliffs using local materials like wood, stone, and mud mortar.

Cliff dwellings often had multiple levels, and were accessed using wooden ladders.

There are many possible reasons the Sinagua chose to build their homes in the cliffs. At Montezuma Castle, the cliff faces south, so the dwellings are warm in the winter and cool in the summer. The high location also protected them from damage caused by the annual flooding of Beaver Creek. The dwellings may also have been built high up for protection or to help the Sinagua view approaching travelers.

A collection of 20 roomsDespite being called a castle, the dwelling at Montezuma Castle is actually a collection of 20 rooms originally belonging to multiple families, similar to a modern-day apartment building. Other apartment-style buildings called pueblos, like those found at Montezuma Well and Tuzigoot also had multiple rooms and were built with local materials. But unlike Montezuma Castle, these pueblos are free-standing and have large common areas for gatherings. The Sinagua lived in pueblos and cliff dwellings until around 1400 AD.

The Sinagua did not disappear, but rather migrated away over time. Montezuma Castle was abandoned around 1400 AD, as were the dwellings at Montezuma Well. Although we do not know the exact reason, possible explanations include environmental change, overpopulation, social conflict, or religious reasons. Unfortunately the Sinagua had no written language, leaving us to piece together why they left.

Although the Sinagua left about 600 years ago, the Verde Valley has been continually occupied by other groups of people. Some Hopi clans believe that the Sinagua were their ancestors. Some Yavapai-Apache say that not all Sinagua left, but instead integrated with the Yavapai and Apache. Today, the monument is affiliated with many tribes, including the Four Southern Tribes of Arizona, Yavapai, Apache, Hopi, and Zuni.

You can learn more about the Montezuma Castle and it’s people by visiting: https://www.history.com/topics/landmarks/montezuma-castle




 

If you’re sarcastic, you’re probably smart – according to science

sarcastic

If you’re sarcastic, you’re probably smart – according to science: The Smithsonian Magazine wrote a great article about it back in 2011, actually.

In this study, scientists found that the sort of wordplay involved in sarcasm is not only a sign of intelligence (saying one thing and meaning another), but a means to practice at becoming more intelligent. Identifying sarcasm requires some pretty serious mental gymnastics that the average mind just isn’t prepared to handle.

Sarcasm detection is an essential skill if one is going to function in a modern society dripping with irony. “Our culture in particular is permeated with sarcasm,” says Katherine Rankin, a neuropsychologist at the University of California at San Francisco. “People who don’t understand sarcasm are immediately noticed. They’re not getting it. They’re not socially adept.”

Sarcasm is, essentially, a way of thinking about and verbalizing things which possess more than a simple literal meaning. For one who can understand sarcasm, it’s a puzzle-solving game: What is actually meant by the words, given the tone of voice and facial expression as well?

As we continue the practice of being sarcastic, or mental muscles bulk up. In the same way as physical exercise contributes to a greater ability to perform a task (running more makes you a better runner), exercising your sarcasm on a regular basis expands your brain’s circuitry, making for even more possibilities in your thinking.

Understanding sarcasm requires a two-part process:

Not only understanding the scenario that’s playing out in front of you, but also the aspects of it that might be missing. It’s in the play off of these missing parts that our brain makes more powerful connections.

“Sarcasm is practically the primary language” in modern society, says John Haiman, a linguist at Macalester College in St. Paul, Minnesota, and the author of Talk is Cheap: Sarcasm, Alienation and the Evolution of Language.

sourced –

https://www.elitedaily.com/life/culture/sarcastic-people-proven-smarter/792826
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/the-science-of-sarcasm-yeah-right-25038/




 

Meet Eli – The next generation of personal vehicles

Eli

The Eli ZERO is touted to be a better alternative to conventional cars in the urban setting.

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Eli doesn’t boast of it’s range, but instead offers up the advantages of urban use. Short hops if you will. It’s top speeds are around 25-35 mph which makes it perfectly suited for city or interior urban travel.

It’s charging times aren’t off the clock either. Plug it in to 110 or 240 at night and in the morning you can run your errands with 60 miles max range per charge.

Eli also has an optional battery heating system that significantly enhances overall battery performance in the winter time and in cold climates.

Eli also comes with a compact and streamlined design along with glass doors that provides expanded viewing angles. The compact and streamlined design along with glass doors provides expanded viewing angles for maximum visibility.

Eli also comes with Heat and Cool AC.

I know it looks a little odd, but considering it’s size and related abilities, with it’s short charge times, and being promoted for pretty much only city driving, I think this is a pretty cool little rig.

If you’re interested in getting one of your own, you’ll be happy to know that Eli is bringing their pint-sized EV to the United States, and you can reserve yours today for just $200 (fully refundable). At $11,990, the Eli Zero is pretty affordable, too. Deliveries are slated for Q3 2024, so you won’t have to wait too long if you get your order in.

In Europe, they’re called quadricycles, and in the U.S. they fall under the low-speed vehicle (LSV) category.

The Eli Zero has compact dimensions of 88.6 inches in length, 54.3 inches in width and 64.4 inches in height. It rides on 165/65 R13 tires with alloy rims. The wheelbase measures 63 inches, while the track width is 45.67 inches. It has a seating capacity for two occupants and offers 5.65 cubic feet of trunk space for storage.

You can learn more about this tiny EV by visiting the Eli website here: https://www.eli.world/eli-zero